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Nation’s Schoolchildren Survive Obama Indoctrination Speech

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Wow…somehow the nation’s children survived Obama’s indoctrination speech yesterday.

His attempts to mold American kids into socialist, muslim, uber-liberal, white-hating, probably gay (pardon the obvious impossibilities of said combination) automatons drummed up some pretty intense fear (seriously, is that woman crying?) amongst the gullible/dishonest class (Republican base).  Clearly, encouraging children to stay in school, do their homework, listen to their teachers and take responsibility for their education is tantamount to child molest.

Continuing with the theme that Republicans have no shame and Democrats are weak and spineless, the uproar over Obama’s speech to the nation’s schoolchildren “forced” the administration to modify its “evil plans” to try to dampen the “controversy”.  Translation for Republicans:  Wow, we can get this President to do anything we want!  All we have to do is take advantage of our utter shamelessness in lying, our ability to parrot the same quotes and ideas ad nauseum all over the news media, our incredibly naïve/hate-filled base of support, and the astounding willingness of said news media to take us seriously!

HEY, DID YOU HEAR THAT OBAMA IS USING ALL THE REVENUES FROM CASH FOR CLUNKERS TO BY COPIES OF THE KORAN FOR EVERY SCHOOL IN AMERICA?!?!?!

Its true, because I said it loudly.

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Written by D. Heffernan

September 9, 2009 at 3:45 pm

Posted in Uncategorized

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